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Offline Noisy

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You know you have depression when.....
« on: December 17, 2009, 11:39:43 AM »
Please finish the following sentence. ;D

You know you have depression when.....

You haven't bathed before tea time.

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Re: You know you have depression when.....
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2009, 12:26:11 PM »
others notice your not your 'usual' self and you've forgotten how that was...
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Re: You know you have depression when.....
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2009, 12:30:37 PM »
OOps that was a bit serious - trying to think of a Funny version  ;D: still thinking... and thinking... mmm I'm gonna borrow one from last nights meet:

you know you have depression when... you have trouble thinking!

still think we should make up some badges, mugs and T-shirts with that slogan on -  ;D

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Re: You know you have depression when.....
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2009, 01:24:06 AM »

When you've had about 12 hours sleep and are still flippin tired grrrrrrr ::)
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Re: You know you have depression when.....
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2009, 01:37:35 AM »
When you start to see a bit too much of 'This Morning' and you feel slightly cheated when Eamon Holmes is presenting on a Friday.  :o
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Re: You know you have depression when.....
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2009, 03:55:04 AM »

1 When you wake up, you cant face the day, and cant get out of bed and just want to sleep.

2 You are often at your worst in the morning and at your best at night

3 You have zero motivation to do things and just feel depressed

4 You are very down for no particular reason and life appears to have no meaning or value

Apologies for these being a bit serious, i know its intended to be a humurous thread also but i couldnt think if anything funny so thought i would share some of my experience of many many years of depression.

Anyway I'm off for a nap now lol N.A.P. - Neil And Pray
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Re: You know you have depression when.....
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2010, 02:54:50 PM »
You can't think of a new career to try or train for, you're an unemployed teacher with little or no supply available and you struggle daily trying not to dispair....

Sorry to be a little 'serious' there but do e-mail me if you want to - would love to hear from you!  :'(

I know that walking and fresh air help.....
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Re: You know you have depression when.....
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2010, 03:53:48 PM »
Seems like nothing that you start ever gets
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Re: You know you have depression when.....
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2010, 09:47:03 PM »
your therapist looks a little freaked by what your sharing  :o (is it empathy?) and yet still has one eye on the clock  ;) Know what I'm saying... tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock ...
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Re: You know you have depression when.....
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2010, 01:09:06 PM »
Yeah Andy I identify with that one they seem so flippin interested don't they? :-\
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Re: You know you have depression when.....
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2010, 02:51:21 PM »
Its 4 in the afternoon & you're in your dressing gown, crying at Deal or No Deal!
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Re: You know you have depression when.....
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2010, 08:48:11 AM »
when you want a like button for posts ;D because you spend your life on facebook.....
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Re: You know you have depression when.....
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2010, 09:20:21 PM »
seeing someone stack it on the ice fails to raise a smile.
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Re: You know you have depression when.....
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2010, 08:49:26 PM »
You are excellent at solitaire.
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Re: You know you have depression when.....
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2010, 07:54:17 AM »
That annoying smell - well - it's you  ;D
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